unexplained-events:

A man gets a very strange voicemail.

What it says:

“Tim… listen to me and do exactly as I say.. If you see any… Run away. If I come to the door don’t answer it, and no matter what you do, don’t let me in that house. Call 8777… tell her to speak to me? run and hide. Tell her… it’s not me. (pain sound) “Oh god I can feel it” (pain sounds) (quiet laughter) (sigh). End of message

ideokinesis:

hvlth-gxth:

team-bear-arms:

kingjaffejoffer:

shesajewel79:

kingjaffejoffer:

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

What happened next??

Awkward silence from everyone

Nobody corrected me. I eventually found out a few mins later when someone called him by the right name

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.